I’ve always been fond of being able to pleasure myself during long, pining droughts of manlessness, but I have always had a hard time finding the appropriate mechanical mates. I’ve tried em all.
The mini lipstick. The egg. The the large vibrating glow in the dark mammoth faux wang I got from Spencer’s when I was fifteen…..God. FIFTEEN and I was buying vibrators, haha.
But In all of my years on earth I had yet to find that perfect vibrating robot creature that would make all of my wildest masturbatory dreams come true. Until the Jimmyjane that is.
These little pieces of pleasure are expertly crafted possibly by a woman….Women were definitely consulted during the making of these vibrators. Unlike the bra…..
But that lovely little peace sign device, or better known as The Form 2. My vote goes to…..peace, man. That thing literally reads my mind! It knows exactly what I want, when I want it. Hard, soft, pulsating or convulsing it does its thing until I do mine.Taryn wrote about it how much she loved it. Sticky wrote about how it blew her mind. And, now here I am.
It can’t compare to my boyfriend, of course, because he’s a human and I can’t love inanimate objects. Yet, when he’s not around, and I need a little knocking at my door, I have no problem cozying up to my Jimmyjane Form 2.
Ladies, treat yourself. And fellas….There’s still time for a vibing stocking stuffer you can both enjoy. Get it HERE…
*(If you sign up for MIMP Premium…you could find a 20% off code…See if you’re a winner HERE…)
For those of you who have been fans of the site for a while, you’ll remember Candice, who ran last year about this time. Well, I put out an email to all girls and she was the first to get back to me. And she left me this little note…
"Believe in magic, It will never let you down." - c. lux cooper
And by the way, Candice has her own awesome style blog, www.kittandlux.com. Go check it out and tell her I say hello :-)
Oh dear… Oh Candice… By now you are all familiar with my foxy friend, Candice Cooper. Just back from LA and settling back to Crown Heights, Candice has been the center of attention since she was seven years old. Brooklyn has never looked better if you ask me.
How can she look so good all the time, you ask? Well, don’t ask me, ask her. Visit her site, kittandlux and sign her up as your personal style consultant… And tell her I sent ya! ;-)