Pisha Rocks!

Pisha Rocks!

Photographs and Interview by Falene Nurse for Me In My Place

Too often these days “It Girls” are quickly labelled as “witty, sexy and hawt”. As if by magic each new ingenue just happens to be a Holy Trinity of personality, intelligence and good looks.  All things to all people if you will. So I find myself wondering, isn’t that handy considering the career they decided to pursue? As opposed to an accountant or say a matador. Is it a prerequisite that matadors be clever and photogenic also? Yet in person (i.e. a talk show) they are rarely as riveting as their interviews promised. Which got me thinking, are some of these writers taking liberties with the truth? Not to be the purveyor of the ridiculously obvious, but sexy girls in LA are not usually the sharpest tools in the shed. Statistically speaking. 

(*BTW you can’t count  the likes of Lake Bell and Olivia Munn, because there are two in a million. Which here in Los Angeles, I mean in the most literal of senses).

So where pray tell were are all these magazines discovering such bright young things, with superb comic timing? I began to feel that in some instances they might be crying wolf. 

Then I met Pisha Warden.

Model good looks, funny as hell with breasts that would make most women jealous and any man tremble at the mere sight. No really they are quite exquisite even fully clothed! In one brief meeting all my doubts that such creatures existed was erased immediately, in fact so impressed was I by Pisha (and her bosoms) I decided to take creative license and invent a word especially just for her. And that word is “Wisexot” (pronounced whi-seh-sot) 

A culmination of all. Rolled together in one. 

Pisha is Wisexot!

We’d spoken briefly beforehand on the phone, we discussed her ethnic background and for one fleeting moment it appeared that her grandmother (on her father’s side) may have been from the same island as my dad. Then on further investigation Pisha remembered that her grandmother was in fact from British Honduras and not Barbados after all. It was strange but I was utterly disappointed that our island bond was a mistake and yet I’d never even met the girl. Odd. I knew she was a creative spirit, enjoyed all sides of film making, music and art. She’d recently finished a project she was very proud of called “We Are Young” which she’d sent me, along  with a Kickstarter link about “Limbus”. All this while booking a stand up show at the Improv no less. This lady had a lot of energy. Meeting Pisha in person I must say (as her MIMP photo shoot suggests), she is incredibly striking to look at. Red lips, asymmetrical bob and ice green eyes that you would pay good money to duplicate. Very “Kitten with A Whip.” I began recording as we sat down to brunch. 

Pisha Warden: Wouldn’t it be weird if the people behind us were having a really private conversation and we didn’t hear it all now, but when you play back the recording later - you hear everything. And they are plotting.

Falene Nurse: I hear those fateful words “… and then we’ll take out the president.” 

Pisha Warden: We try to go to the police, but they aren’t interested. They aren’t having ANY of it!

Falene Nurse: God, how awful lol (I feel even in jest that I might be going to hell for this particular banter).

Pisha Warden: Then I’m like, “Wait, wait, you don’t understand. We’re recording an interview because I’m on a website in my underpants. Hey man… just hear me out!”

You kinda had to be there to appreciate the absurdity of this conversation, especially as we were in a French Cafe on the strip in Boys-town, Los Angeles (the gay mecca of Santa Monica Blvd). Instantly I liked this girl, she’s wasn’t restricted by being too PC and found humor in the slightly macabre.

FN: Top comics of all time? 

PW: Larry David, Louis CK, John Hodgman and Margie Mintz. Love her!

FN: Top 3 fave female comics?

PW: Amy Poelher, Margie Mintz, Janeane Garofalo. 

FN: What’s your fave accent for a man?

PW: English and Scottish.

FN: The Scotts are pretty smooth. 

PW: Even an average looking English dude, is hotter because of his accent. 

FN: 3 Favorite female musicians?

PW: Ella Fitzgerald, could listen to her all day long.  Brandi Carlile is really talented and I have a lot of respect for her. And Chrissie Hynde. 

FN: Do you have 3 top bands?

PW: U2 (“One” is tattooed on her forearm).

FN: Did you see that video that they did that was like “Wings Of Desire”?

PW: Oh where they whisper in people’s ears, I wanted to be that girl so bad. Whisper in my ear dammit. 

FN:  I think Wim Wenders did the music video, that video gave me chills. 

PW: I like Radiohead and the Sex Pistols too.

FN: You dating anyone at the moment?

PW: Kind of, I guess lol.

FN: Who does he resemble, so I get a visual.

PW: Someone said he looked like Thomas Hardy, which I’d never thought of because I’m not sure who he is.

FN:  That’s a good look. Last date?

PW: With him, we had sushi (she smiles a little at the thought).

FN: Ah the Hardalike.

PW: Again, someone said that to me. 

FN: He’s lovely. 

PW: We ate sushi and watched movies all night. 

FN: How many times have you been in love?

PW: 3 times in my life.

FN: When was the last time?

PW: A while ago, it lasted about a year. I was in this weird cycle that if I didn’t hear from him I would worry. Late night worrying. When it was over I didn’t have bad feelings towards him, it just wasn’t a healthy situation to be in. 

FN: The Midnight Man, you worried about him in the middle of the night. 

PW: When were you in love last?

FN: Years ago. My odd ball neighbor Giles.

PW: Giles? Giles!

FN: I know. I fell madly in love fast, but we never had “the sex.”

PW: Why not?

FN: He was a high risk, we’ll just leave it at that. 

PW:  It’s weird the ones that you fall for.

FN: Like the “Midnight Man.” I bet he doesn’t know he was the “Midnight Man.”

PW: That’s right, I could have had Midnight Men. But I didn’t. And it sounds like you made your old neighbor into a cat lol.

FN: Well he would climb in through my window to sleep over. 

PW:  I’m never going to try and fix someone again. 

FN: What role would you have loved to have played?

PW: It’s a silly one, nothing famous or acclaimed just a film that’s sentimental to me. It’s an 80s movie called “Caveman”, with Ringo Starr, Shelly Long and Dennis Quaid. They speak cave talk. And I would be Shelly Long in that movie. Or “Moulin Rouge” and “Big Trouble In Little China!” The green eyed Asian girl, when I was a kid I wanted to grow up to be that chick.

FN: If I were male and wanted to woo you, how would I go about that?

PW: I like spontaneous adventures. If we ended up on a first date driving up to Big Sur because there’s a place he loved that does the best coffee in the morning, I would be so down for that. Yet at the same time I like the structure of a courtship. Even though I’m not a girlie girl, I like being treated like a lady. 

FN: Who’s your celeb crush right now?

PW: I have a talent crush on Carlos Dengler. I would love to be able to play guitar like that.

FN: How about lust? Making you forget all pride and approach them for a pic?

PW: Just out of pure lust, mmmm. Brian Wilson. Definitely him, yum. I actually did one time. Just so I could touch him, but I do have admiration for what he does. So does that count?

PW: Brian Wilson? The Beach Boy?

FN: No, no lol. The pitcher for The San Francisco Giants?

God I know nothing of American sports, which is blindingly clear to Pisha. She tries to help me out.

PW: Really big beard, that looks like he has shoe polish in it. Well him, that’s my team too though. But even if he was untalented, still him. 

I’m ashamed to admit I didn’t even know what sport we were talking about. 

FN: Did you grope him?

PW: No, no! But I did stroke his arm. Two weeks after they won the world series, I was having my b’day party at a bar in West LA  and I saw him. So I had that moment, a few drinks in mind you. 

FN: Well it was your B’day.

PW: His body guards were scary, but I took my b’day pic. My dad loves him too. And I did feel that pitching arm, mmmmm. 

He was super nice about it. I think my dad was even more excited about that picture than me. 

FN: He’s a giant’s fan?

PW: Oh yeah. I had to remind him, Dad calm down it’s just-a-lucky-picture. The guy just won the world series he’s probably sleeping with a Victoria Secret’s model.  

FN: Maybe even the whole catalogue?

PW: He’s got a stable of them out back lol.  You ever ask for a pic?

FN: Mmm twice actually, threw caution to the wind. Had nothing to do with respect or their abilities, I just thought I can cop a feel here if I play my cards right. 

PW: How’d that work out?

 FN: Well one when I was sober, the 2nd when I was drunk. And the 2nd one seemed just a little scared of me and that’s ok. 

PW: Isn’t that assault?

FN: Could be.

PW: Who did you assault when you were sober?

FN: Oh the Geordie actor from Biker Grove!

(I forgot where I was for a minute, must be the Mimosa’s.)

PW: Ok you just spoke a different language. 

FN: Geordie, means from Newcastle in England. That “Sons of Anarchy” fella, Charlie Hunnam and it’s funny cause they are forced into this “obliging the public” mode. 

PW: Ah nice. 

FN: So I took my picture and I too stroked an arm - and I took my time. 

PW: MMmmm arms lol.

FN: And that boy is firm. 

It occurs to me at this point if we were men discussing lady athletes and actresses, we could get into serious trouble for boasting about our “arm stroking” conquests. And then keeping a photographic record of the incidents, would be considered perverse. Thank God I’m not alone in my objectifications of the professionally pretty man. 

FN: What should people know about you, besides that you look lovely in your underwear?

PW: Do not take anything I say very seriously, especially on Twitter. Keep in mind that I may or may not be sober when Tweeting. Sometimes I make jokes and people think it’s a real comment. I made a wisecrack about the whole Asian fetish type of guy.

FN: I know where you’re coming from with that.

PW: So I made this joke about the Asian lady who does my bikini wax and Tweeted “somewhere a white guys brain just exploded.” And it was supposed to be silly. It was just a funny idea to me. 

FN: Well the guys with the hardcore Asian fetish tend to be of the caucasian persuasion. You can say it, hell I will.

PW: I was just being silly though. 

FN: Let’s be honest, he probably was a white guy lol.

PW: Should I have said that? I wish I had been all cocky and said “that’s right, cause I just blew your mind, BOOM!”

(she creates an invisible atom explosion with her hands - hip hop style)

FN: I wish you had. 

PW: I know but the implication that I was serious about any of it. I’m a juvenile dork!

FN: It was a racial satirical thing also.

PW: Yes and I don’t think he got that.

FN: That’s because he’s white! Wow I have probably offended all white American men by this point. 

PW: It could’ve been awkward. 

FN: I find it’s a really great way to stop a discussion though. Just throw in “well that’s because your white” and all debate stops. Instantly. How do you find dating LA men?

PW: I have a very careful screening process for boys that live in LA.

FN: Well you have to, this city is rampant with STDs.

PW: What have you heard? 

FN: I’ve heard horror stories. Rich, poor, old, young, LA men seem to forget all about common sense. It’s a cesspool out here.

PW: Wow that’s pretty gross lol. No I’ve heard some LA stories myself. Or worst the married guys that go out without their rings looking. Yep, heard of those too.

FN: Oh dear.

PW: A lesson learned the hard way, or in that case, 2nd hand through a friend that had learned the lesson the hard way.

FN: And for whatever reason they have no interest in keeping  their own pee pees safe. Protect your penis boys, you only have one.

PW: There’s also that creepy Sugar Daddy syndrome out here, there’s so much of that being offered around all the time. And I don’t want to be judgmental, but that’s so messy. Your basically just being offered to help break up a family for a nice car and a weekend date. 

I pity the Sugar Daddy that ever makes on move on Pisha. She will drag him by his hair plugs back into reality and finish him off with an acerbic tongue. If only there were more like her out here.  I take it back I don’t pity him at all, in fact I imagine it would be quite fun to witness. 

FN: So originally you were in real estate?

PW: Yes my dad was a real estate appraiser and I started working for him when I was in college, up in the Bay area. I was actually in college studying to be a veterinarian.

FN: You’ve done it all. 

PW: I’ve been about a bit. Then I did an acting class and that kind of changed everything in my life. I realized that’s what I loved to do. Working on the more creative side of things. I wouldn’t have been able to handle it if I moved here a decade ago though. 

FN: There’s a lot of young men out here who desperately want to “be” Iggy Pop. Instead of just being satisfied with a job in the industry they love, they want to be the next punk messiah. 

PW: They wanna be a STAR! (she uses jazz hands to emphasize the point)

FN: Right.

PW: You see everything that I have tried within film making makes me happy. There isn’t one thing that I’ve been given the opportunity to do that I didn’t enjoy. Except maybe editing, I might be overwhelmed by doing that as career. Being a producer I loved! Working as a first AD is fun, working in casting would be something I would thoroughly enjoy. I love knowing that there is going to be a creative place for me in this industry, even if it wasn’t acting and I would be just as happy. Don’t get me wrong I would be happy acting for the rest of my life too. Each day I wake up I’m truly grateful for my life right now. 

FN:  How did you come to that contentment so young?

PW: Well I was on a completely different path at one point, I was married…

FN: What! 

PW: Yep, I was married for about 3 years, building a career in real estate in the Bay Area and it was a great life. It just didn’t feel like my life. I was really young, living in the burbs, straight out of college. I hadn’t really experienced the world, so inevitably I just hit a wall. Katelyn had this song she played at a show and the lyrics really hit home, the last line is “while I’m living someone else’s life, somebody else has mine.”

FN: Awe.

PW: That explains it best I think.

FN: Wow.

PW: So that was that life.

FN: Where do you stand up?

PW: I’m a student with the Upright Citizen Brigade and I did a stand up show at the Improv which was my biggest thing to date. Usually I do small coffee houses. 

FN: Blogging or Twitter?

PW: Twitter is my thing. And now the MIMP followers are my new Twitter friends, if you wanna talk to me I’ll talk to you. 

FN: What made you decide to do the shoot?

PW: A friend of mine, who is now one of my room mates-  he’s really big on Tumblr. So he had me check out some of the pictures. It was the concept that got me, it was such a celebration of every woman in all of their forms - and shot so beautifully. Also the confidence the women clearly had to do this was inspiring. So when I got back that night after out drinking with the boys, I took a closer look at the MIMP site and then saw the submission page. And I thought “Let me give it a shot! Why not.”

FN: So the concept and photography convinced you?

PW: Yeah I do think that he’s an amazing artist and I was curious to see how the pictures would translate, especially after seeing these girls and how he captured them all. It made me wonder. I also liked the philosophy of the site, if you want to collaborate - come aboard. 

FN: But you had never done any lingerie pics before?

PW: No, I mean I’ve done head shots or scenes as an actress. But never a shoot in my lingerie alone.

 FN: Did that make you nervous?

PW: Oh I was terrified lol. Even though I like the idea of being totally comfortable in my own skin. 

FN: Yeah but it’s a different thing when it’s just you and a photographer and a camera. And you’re in your undies.

PW: I didn’t want to chicken out. Then I panicked and then I just went for it. And I’m really happy with the results.

FN: I think it would be intimidating to most women. He shoots professional models and actresses for Esquire who to be fair are more accustom to that territory, as part of their job.  

PW: Yeah that’s not part of my repertoire, usually. But I went through the process with Katelyn. After I shot, she did it too so we gave each other pep talks. Having a buddy doing it too - was great.

FN: So did the 2 of you submit at the same time, or did you become friends through the site? 

PW: It was kind of a coincidence, that we submitted at the same time. We barely new each other at first, then over the next 6 months our social circles came to be one. So a few days before I shot we were at a house party and we discovered that we were both shooting with the same photographer. Which is kind of random. 

FN: It does suggest that you were like minded people. Maybe that’s what attracts the MIMP girls to the site, although they are from different backgrounds and jobs, they are like minded?

PW: I think that could be definitely part of it and after the shoot I’ve started Tweeting with one of the other girls on MIMP. Now we are FB friends and have grown pretty buddy, buddy. It’s like being a member of a sisterhood or a club. It’s really fun. 

FN: Or you’ve joined a cult. You are one of the Sister Wives now lol.

PW: Or we are like the angels to his Charlie. We just do whatever he wants us to do, when he comes up with new ideas. 

FN: So the people you live with now, you seem to love?

PW: I do, they are like my family. Fresh, great energy, kindred spirits. And they are the people that I worked together on the film with. 

FN: That’s cool you are living with a film making crew, in a nice craftsman house.

PW: It’s got this great porch and we socialize, the humming bird feeder’s right there, dogs running around. It’s pretty sweet. Sometimes we play music and jam. 

FN: What do you play?

PW: Bass and guitar. We’re thinking about starting a little band. Boygirlband. It’s a working title. 

FN: So fitting that I’m gonna take pics of you at The Troubadour.

PW: You know I’ve never been in that place. Even when I lived in the neighborhood.

FN: Nor me lol.

PW: I wanted to see the intimate Prince gig they were suppose to have there.

FN: Yes he has a beautiful new prodigy now.

PW: Can you imagine being Prince’s prodigy, how does that evenhappen? “Hey man, I’m Prince’s prodigy ain’t no big deal.” That’s wild! 

FN: I find it kind of fascinating, it’s like watching Princification. Would you ever want to be a prodigy like that?

PW: I don’t think I would be good at it, I don’t think I could. If I were ever at a point where that was even offered as an opportunity, I would hope people close to me would advise against it - in a way. I think it would be really hard to do. It’s hard enough being yourself man lol. 

FN: I mean going in you have to know a part of your identity will get lost, but what young person could say no? 

PW: That’s a tough one, I guess I would hope that I would feel if he saw something worth molding, there was enough talent there that I wouldn’t have to go through the reinvention route. That would boost my confidence enough to keep plugging away, at my own style. But I mean, would anyone say no?

FN: You see that’s really interesting. I would never have thought of that. 

PW: And if it didn’t work out it would make a great life story. “Hey, remember when Prince wanted to change who I was man. That was CRAZY” lol. 

Interviewing naturally funny girls makes asking questions so much more entertaining. I’ve been laughing throughout, which is great. Think of Pisha as a very attractive class clown.

FN: Do you think of yourself as a musician?

PW: Music has been a big part of my life, but I find it more personal and private than film. It feels more exposing than acting, so the fact that I am even willing to try and play in a band - and get up in front of people, is a huge step for me. In the last year I was so comfortable with this group of friends that I got out the guitar. I’ve never played in front of an audience. Katelyn is gonna get involved too, so it feels very safe for me. 

We order 2 more lattes and 2 more Mimosa’s.

PW: I’ll just do a ‘lil extra Bikram Yoga tomorrow.

FN: I wanna be like you, I want to do things like Bikram Yoga everyday.

PW: Almost every day, I try.

FN: I have no discipline, you see I could never be Prince’s prodigy.

PW: That one small, little reason, that’s what’s holding you back.

FN: Not the lack of musical or any other kind of talent, but the not doing yoga. That’s what’s held be back from being anyone’s prodigy I think lol. 

There’s nothing more enjoyable than a chit-chat interspersed with the nonsensical and of course someone who appreciates the ridiculous as much as I do, like Pisha. And yes she was also smokin’ “Wisexot”.

Katelyn Runs The World!

Photographs and Interview by Falene Nurse for Me In My Place

Before meeting Katelyn in person I didn’t appreciate what an absolute firecracker she is. Personalities are rarely fully recognized through facial expressions in a photograph. You only ever get just a hint. Dimples are synonymous with cuteness, yet also suggest a certain mischievousness. Her musical prowess on the piano showcased her obvious talents, while her blog exudes an intelligence and determination beyond her years. Maybe it was my over active imagination - or the  the insistence of my Drag Queen confidant that I increase my watching of Beyonce - but as I walked into Westwood’s Le Pain Quotidien I immediately heard a familiar girl anthem as clear as day.

    “Who run the world? - Girls!” (x4 for effect)
    “Who run this motha? -Girls!” (x4 for effect)

    “Who run the world? - Girls!” (x4 for effect)

And it wasn’t coming from the sound system.

I turned the corner to find a pint sized blonde holding court with the staff, impressing all with her music and social media acumen.

“Who run the world? Girls!” “Who run the world? Girls!”

I was amazed how such a delicate thing had the commanding presence of a Fortune 500 CEO! Her meinmyplace images boasted that beneath that mustard jacket and adorable mod outfit, was the svelte physique of an athlete. These folks had no idea hidden behind that innocent grin, was the impressive body that can only be achieved with a healthy lifestyle, youth and really good genes. And the kind of pert booty you could bounce quarters off of. 

“Who run this motha? - Girls!”

This could all be the result of Katelyn’s “adventures in pursuing music as a career in Los Angeles and running stupidly long distances.” Once I spent the afternoon with her I knew why I couldn’t get that pop war cry out of my mind. My little, musical, long distance runner is on track to make a serious impact in 2012. Katelyn Benton might just be set to take over the world! 

Katelyn Benton: You have to try this sauce, it’s really good. It’s awesome. It’s kind of like an Italian, Tomato-Basil soup - but sauce. 

It was good, delicious even. I couldn’t help but notice the slightest twang in her speech. 

Falene Nurse: Where are you from originally?

Katelyn Benton: Louisiana. 

Falene Nurse: So you know all about The Bayou?

Katelyn Benton: It’s so much fun down there.

Falene Nurse: A lot of Creole peeps there?

Katelyn Benton: Yes, I am.

Well that could explain the bum too.

Falene Nurse: No way!

For some reason when I think of Creole people, I think of the women of “Interview with a Vampire” fame, like Thandie Newton and Indra Ove. Who in actuality are both English - so what do I know. 

Katelyn Benton: My grandmother has always gone by Mamere, but I don’t know how to speak French. We use a few little words here and there, I was between there and Colorado growing up. Now when I talk on the phone I like to throw in a “y’all”, the southern drawl just comes out naturally.   

That drawl is like butter I tell you. 

FN:  But you don’t just sound like a southern sweetheart, you look the part too. 

KB: Does that make a difference?

FN: Well I sound like a British school ma’am, but look like a member of the New Power Generation. There’s a bit of a disconnect. 

KB: But don’t you find people can be so much nicer in general, when they hear an accent?

FN: Not when you look like Sideshow Bob.

KB: You don’t!

FN: I’m kinda fascinated by Louisiana. 

KB: It’s where a lot of my roots are, it’s a really interesting part of America. 

FN: Who are you loving musically right now?

KB: Florence and The Machine. I’ve been listening to them a lot. 

FN: Gimme your top 3 music artists?

KB: Ben Folds, the composer Debussy. 

FN: Who’s that?

KB: Have you seen Ocean’s 11? At the end, you hear “Clair De Lune” playing on the piano, he composed that.  

She begins to softly sing to me with “dom de dom’s” replacing piano keys. Hearing her version is quite haunting and yet still I want it on my Ipod. Preferably on a loop.

KB: Kinda dorky to pick a piano composer but, Debussy it is. Fiona Apple too, she’s a great lyrical writer - I loved “Tidal.” Specifically when she partners with Jon Brion. The idea of a film composer working with a singer/songwriter really affected me, I didn’t realize how much at the time. I think that’s why I’m working with a film composer now. I can write songs and lyrics, but a film composer creates atmosphere - puts this whole mood to it. The Jon Brion produced “Extraordinary Machines”is so good!

FN: Where has she gone? Where is Fiona?

Part of me genuinely believes Ms Benton will know, or at least have some type of lead. 

KB: She’s still performing, but she’s more of an artist than a star.

FN: Top 2 favorite movies of all time?

KB: “Some Like It Hot” and “The Muppet Christmas Carol.” 

FN: How about top 3 Christmas movies?

KB: “A Christmas Story.” Did you know the kid that got his tongue stuck to the pole does porn now?

FN: Perhaps that was a sign, an omen of things to come. My tongue is stuck and it won’t come off!(lol)

KB: Ew right(lol). Oh Lord! 

FN: I’m sorry, did I make you feel unclean for a minute there?

KB: “A Christmas Story”, “The Muppet Christmas Carol” and “A Charlie Brown Christmas”(she speeds through the list).

FN: Do you have 3 favorite muppets?

KB: Oh yeah, Kermit, Rowlf the piano playing dog. Rowlf’s my muppet crush and of course Miss Piggy. You should see the most recent film. I appreciate people who like The Muppets. 

FN: Have you been surprised by the online response since the MIMP shoot?

KB: Yes and it seems ongoing. When I did the photo shoot I thought that might be the end of it, but you never know where these things can lead. I mean now we are doing this interview and there is talk about a MIMP app. It’s kinda fun to see what could happen next. 

FN: What’s your go to outfit to feel super sexy?

KB: It’s all about the underwear. I like to do a short run, because it makes me feel awake, loose and excited. Then pick out the lingerie, I take my underwear very seriously.

(giggling)  

FN: What should I know about ME(the photographer)?

KB: He’s a special type of person. When you meet him you can immediately understand why he is the one doing this. He’s the perfect person to shoot MIMP. He walks into your house like you guys already know each other, a good looking guy, super friendly and he has a “metro” vibe. And the shoot was so much fun, but initially I was nervous. I had severe stage fright!

FN: What were you frightened of?

KB: Well I started performing when I was around 13, so I’ve always had this “family friendly” image. So… 

(she begins to chuckle) 

FN: And this was just a lil’ saucy, but nothing too risque. 

KB: I know, but it was something I hadn’t done before. The thing I was the most nervous about, is that my family would be ok with the image that I was presenting. I was stepping out of the norm for me. I told my producer first and he was relieved! 

FN: Yeah? 

KB: Yeah, he was like “I’m so glad that you decided to do this, because I was going to have a conversation with you about letting loose - just a little bit.” But no one ever taught me that part. I’ve just been doing my music, I didn’t realize how much of a clean, wholesome, image I had. 

FN: Not that that’s a “bad thing”, you just seem to have a very professional approach to being a musician.

KB: I’m also kind of a private person. Besides I didn’t feel like I knew what to do, being sassy for the camera(lol). I’ve done photo shoots before, but nothing like that. I don’t traditionally even like photo shoots. I tend to get really anxious and self conscious, but not this time. This was different. 

FN: The pictures looked really good, your body looks amazing! 

KB: It had a lot to do with me being really comfortable. I never thought that a shoot could be that much fun. And I called my sister afterwards, because I felt the whole experience was very empowering. I was gushing to her about it and she was so happy for me, it must have been really apparent how positive it had been. I could hear her beaming. 

As she tells the story she too is beaming. This seems to be the common denominator amongst all the MIMP girls, it’s not just a shoot - it’s an experience. 

FN: What did your boyfriend think about the pictures?

KB: He loved them! He was super encouraging leading up to the shoot. Pisha came over after her shoot to let me know what to expect. You know because I’d never met the photographer before, I wondered should someone else be there? But Pisha was right, it wasn’t necessary at all. 

FN: Do you get to choose which pictures get posted?

KB: No ME chooses them and let’s you see. He actually did a bunch of art nudes for me as well, just for myself that won’t be published. 

FN: Nice!

KB: I know and I have those pictures for the rest of my life. I love those shots so much - but they are just for me. 

FN: I’m finding everyone connected to the MIMP project has this keen intelligence. No one is flakey, all the girls are incredibly driven and centered. 

KB: No I know what you mean, I’m friends with Pisha outside of the site also. That was one of the things that I liked so much. I had little mini crushes on ALL of the girls. Everyone has their own natural character, charm and beauty. 

FN: What are you excited about for 2012?

KB: Really excited about my new album, we’ve been working on it for a very long time and we had to halt production for abut 6 months recently. Mostly because we were trying to get the album backed, but now we are ready to go. I’m also working on a “kindness” project in February. 

FN: What do you do to relax?

KB: Silly breaks. When we’re working all day on a project and it’s getting too stressful. We’ll take time out to make weird noises and dance around. 

FN: Is it hard working with your boyfriend?

KB: It’s really not, I think some people were nervous for us. I mean we really do spend 24hrs a day together but it’s great! We start early because we have clients on the east coast, so we get up at 6.00am. 

FN: So your business is primarily social media?

KB: We aren’t a PR company but we do consult businesses, companies and individuals. I love doing it. It’s such a powerful medium, politically, with brands, with uprisings. It’s constantly changing every aspect of the world. So I think all artists should learn as much as they can about how to use it well. We want to help others who might be new to building their own online community. 

FN: You are in a unique position, you have your own company and you can also do your music. 

KB: And I enjoy both. It can be the wild west online, but that’s what makes it amazing. Music will always be my main thing, but I have a great interest in social media too. I started doing music when I was practically a child still, at the time you did demos, booked gigs and tried to get seen, before Youtube. Later when I was studying at Berklee, I realized there was a shift. Apart from the booking and distribution, if a musician can get powerful enough online you really can have success. If you’re realistic about that success and don’t measure it by numbers of hits and followers. That helps of course, but I think building a loyal online community is more important.

FN: Kinda like that “Friday” girl, whose song was so bad it got millions of hits and a record deal. Which makes no sense really. 

KB: That’s what I mean, there is a realistic career in the music industry and then there’s that.  Things are becoming muddy. That isn’t a success story for musicians, that wasn’t a great song shared, it was just sharable content. Knowing the difference is important. But musicians can harness that same power for good(lol). I read a recap of John Mayer’s lecture at the Berklee College of Music and he was advising students to “manage the temptation to publish yourself online.” 

FB: Maybe he’s using his Tweets about his personal life as a gage? 

KB: Maybe. Don’t get me wrong I think “it is” important to hone your craft as well, but if you want to pursue a music career right now you have to embrace technology and social media. If you don’t, you’ll either fall behind your peers or you’ll have to hire someone else to do it for you.

Suddenly I want to see John Mayer and Katelyn have a debate, or better still a fencing battle. I’m pretty confident that Katelyn would have him beat - at both.

FN: There is a way to use it well. 

KB: Definitely. You can make a living, have a supportive fan base and a strong community if you use the tools correctly. Study how to promote your shows online, share your music, how to create a Kickstarter campaign. 

FN: Gaga seems to use the tool very well?

KB: She’s also a huge, huge, star, but yes she really understands the positive aspects of the medium. Her followers are especially attached to her, but there are other smaller artists that have that intimacy with their audience too. Don’t feel that you have to have a Lady Gaga type Twitter following, that’s very rare. But you can have a similar version of that, on a much smaller scale and it’s really fulfilling. Community building is my favorite part of social media. 

FN: As a musician, what are your thoughts on illegally downloading music?

KB: It’s a conversation that keeps coming up online. It isn’t for me to tell people what they should or shouldn’t do, but maybe find different music as well.

FN: What do you mean?

KB: Well, if you feel it’s ok to download music illegally don’t listen to music already on labels exclusively - expand. Maybe buy another song from an unknown artist. Or go to a show and buy some merchandise. 

FN: Sort of musically paying it forward. So what are you listening to right now?

KB: I’ve loved Ben Folds since I was 11 or 12, him by himself just piano and vocals. He’s such a great storyteller. 

FN: I was impressed by that thing he did on Chatroulette.

KB: That was so cool! I went to Bardot in Hollywood on a Monday night(School Night). And my friends’ band Lady Danville was playing and during their set Ben comes up and plays. To see my music idol and my friends, it was like watching a shooting star land on the person next to you. Like what are the odds. It was a moment. 

FN: There are certain people that have that mysticism about them. I felt that way when I saw Magneto at a hotel. 

KB: Ian McKellan is amazing. 

FN: Godlike status! And I don’t get starstruck out here very often. But the angels sang, the skies parted and he floated down the staircase of The Downtown Standard.

KB: Just like a shooting star. 

FN: Yes! Yes! All I could think was,“you Godly Gay man you!!” So regal. If you could be a well known male, living or dead, who would you be?

KB: I’ve never thought of that before, who would you be?

FN: Jim Henson.

KB: Jim Henson! He’s one of my favorite people. Let me think.

FN: How about Amadeus?

KB: Brilliant, a genius for sure, but no I wouldn’t want to be him. He was clearly a tortured human being. 

FN: Debauchery is only appealing in theory. Didn’t he die of syphilis?

KB: So Mozart’s out(lol). I wouldn’t mind being Louis CK for the day.

FN: Who?

KB: He’s a comedian.

FN: I like how you differentiate - just for the day. 

KB: I would be him for one night only, not forever(lol). If I was going to be a man forever I would be my dad, he’s got a magic about him. 

FN: That’s really sweet!

KB: My dad is like John Denver and Kermit rolled into one. Everyone likes him. But back to Louis, he went off the beaten path recently and did a comedy special online instead of on HBO. You can watch it for a couple of bucks. I like that he thinks out of the box. I really like his humor. It taps into the fact that he’s actually a very, very, intelligent person and just happens to be hilarious. It must be therapeutic to get up on stage and talk about life and how you really feel about issues. And put it in a way that is so relatable, that everyone just accepts it and laughs.

FN: I’m gonna look him up.

KB: Get a glass of wine, invite a friend over and watch his comedy special - it’s so worth it. You know what, just come over to my house. 

FN: You would like Eddie Izzard too I think.

KB: Good comedians are pure geniuses. 

FN: You really like comedians eh?

KB: Well my boyfriend is a comedian, so you could say that. I just think that they are like musicians, the goal is the same. They want to make the audience feel something. Crafting each set, having this organic conversation that the audience is a part of. 

FN: Sometimes I leave a comedy show feeling a little smarter.

KB: It’s definitely an art form. 

FN: Do you think because it’s so hard to get a paying job in the entertainment industry, that can be all consuming sometimes?

KB: I know what that is like, but I can’t let myself do that. If you get too affected by what’s going on around you, like other people’s expectations it will start to take the enjoyment out of what you are doing. You know?

FN: Or deciding when to take the next step, or the plunge?

KB: When I did my first record I had lost my other “day job” and in a way it encouraged me more. I think everybody is having to adjust their expectations to what it is that they are “suppose” to be doing with their lives, especially with the recession. 

FN: It’s true.

KB: I mean money isn’t easy to come by whatever you do for a living, not just if you are pursuing a creative path. If you are waiting for a fast pay check or that final lucky break, it’s probably not gonna happen. The best you can do is find what will satisfy you, even before the financial relief comes.

I think in a past life Ms Benton may have been a Rally Rowser or a leader of men. 

FN: What do you think of the fans of the MIMP site?

KB: They are really great, by doing this shoot I saw how many people love this site. It’s really created a community of it’s own.

FN: It also doesn’t hurt that the MIMP girls are all naturally beautiful.

KB: I guess, but in different and unconventional ways I think. And if I was a fan of a similar website with guys, I would reach out to them online too. 

FN: Oh yes! I would definitely reach out to the MIMP boys. Mmmmmm MIMP boys. Do I sound pervy? 

KB: No not at all.

FN: I’d say “Why Hello little MIMP boy, would you fancy some candy”?

KB: Well now you do, when you say it like that(lol).

Before we leave one of the waiters invites Katelyn to check out his music online and I suggest he take a look at MIMP. I have a feeling he will be pleasantly surprised. 

“Who run the world?

GIRLS!”

Something About Chelsea

Photographs and Interview by Falene Nurse for Me In My Place

I’d seen the picture of her on MeInMyPlace, wearing a black turtle neck and a little eyeliner. Of all the girls, she was my first choice to interview. Something about that picture? Although simple, with natural light, it conjured up old time Hollywood Glam. How did she manage that I wondered? Gazing off into the distance all long eye lashes and full lips. It was intriguing, a mystery I wanted to solve. There was a lot going on in her mind, I wanted to know about what exactly. 

We met over hot coffees in Santa Monica.

Falene Nurse: Had you done anything like the MIMP shoot before?

Chelsea Bradshaw: No nothing, this is completely out of character for me. I think that was the attraction. 

Falene Nurse: Were people you knew surprised?

Chelsea Bradshaw: Yes, they were. Some of my friends didn’t approve actually, but not for the reasons you would think. They were offended I didn’t tell them beforehand. Then one friend said a couple of pictures were “soft porn”… don’t even get me started on that.  That reaction was kind of preposterous. 

Falene Nurse: Has this person seen fashion billboards lately? 

Chelsea Bradshaw: Yeah right(smiling broadly) As if me in my underwear is so scandalous. I’m glad to know I’m not the crazy one here, validation accepted and appreciated. 

(we cheers our coffees) 

Then to suggest I kept it a secret from them, that was a bit melodramatic. I’m proud of the shoot, the pictures are tasteful and flattering. I just didn’t broadcast it. 

Falene Nurse: Lordy, your friends are harsh. 

Chelsea Bradshaw: Sometimes I guess they are(grinning). I hadn’t noticed before, you may have a point there. 

Falene Nurse: I try to.

I’m relieved that Chelsea has a similar sense of humor to myself(i.e. British). It helps when the chemistry is immediate like this, the interview evolves more naturally. Also you know you are in for an engaging banter, which is always a much nicer way to spend the time.

Falene Nurse: OK 3 things about a man that make you weak at the knees? 

Chelsea Bradshaw: When they pull you in for a kiss, without hesitation or permission. 2 - Clean soap smell, when a man smells fresh that’s a huge turn on. For me anyway. 3 - I like a man that acts like a man. Like an old fashion movie stars, a bit weathered. Although I wasn’t around back then, I feel like I miss it. 

Falene Nurse: Pick your 3 sex symbols of all time?

Chelsea Bradshaw: Natalie Portman, Clark Gable, Clint Eastwood - back in the day. 

FN: Most people never consider men as sex symbols, 3 fave man parts?

CB: Mmmm an arm. Lips and hair. They should have both really. 

FN: Blonde, brunette or ginger?

CB: I’ve mostly dated brunettes. Also most of my exes aren’t taller than me either. I would like that, but it just hasn’t happened yet. 

Imagining her in heels I can understand why, she’s about 5.10 in flat feet. As we walk down towards the Santa Monica pier, I start taking some candid snaps. Along the way, first an Italian tourist shouts “Sei bellissima” at Chelsea, another man wolf whistles out of his car window, now about three guys have gathered around. Pretending not to watch. It would appear she’s created a small fan base right here on the promenade. Without meaning to draw any attention at all, Chelsea’s created a bit of stir. 

We find a quieter spot and a bench to continue our chat. 

FN: Do you have fans?

CB: Well, enthusiasts of the site are on Twitter and they have been very sweet so far. 

ArtShimko’s been on there from the beginning, LDZ30 - he’s always checking in. It’s never dirty or vulgar, it’s just an access to the girls in the pictures. There are also female fans, but their comments are mostly lingerie shopping related. 

FN: Any famous fans?

CB: I know one because we’ve tweeted back and forth, but there might be others, let’s see (taking a look at her phone).

At a quick glance I see Donald Glover from Community and Elijah Wood. 

FN: What did you and Elijah Tweet about?

CB: Pizza actually, there’s a Kitten & Peach column with lots of pictures of me eating pizza. I’m a connoisseur of pizza. 

FN: Top 3 pizzas of ALL time?

CB: The classic always to start, Pepperoni, Onions, Basil and Green Peppers. Let’s call it the Chelsea Special. And you know what - I don’t really like to branch out from that.  

FN: Back to the Tweets.

CB: Well after having discussions about pizza, we went and ate pizza. Which was not as weird as it might sound. We ate A LOT, talked about the site for a couple of hrs and that was it. Really nice person. 

FN: He’s not a person, he’s an ethereal creature that doesn’t belong of this earth - like Bjork. Beautiful, but probably not human.

CB: Yes! yes!

I knew there was a kindred eccentric in there, she just needed a little coaxing.

CB: Beautifully different, with unusually pretty, large, eyes. But I really didn’t get that “I’m trying to bed you vibe” from him, or anyone else that I tweet with. Which is refreshing to be honest.  

FN:  Remember though - he’s “other worldly”(whispered as if a deep, dark, secret).

When encouraged, Chelsea’s smile spreads lavishly across her face like a Cheshire Cat’s. 

CB: I think it was just a curiosity factor. Like with the other Twitter guys. And had one of them asked me to go out for pizza, I would take the same safety precautions, maybe my new man and I’d hang out and eat pizza. Why not?

FN: Also you are “real” girls, being photographed in a way that’s usually reserved only for models and actresses.

CB: We are. And what woman wouldn’t want to be photographed that way, at least once in their lifetime? It’s a very cool concept and you walk taller afterwards. 

Not that she needs any help in that area. 

 FN: Tell me about the shoot?

CB: Well I was introduced to the site through a friend and I loved it instantly. I loved it, loved it, loved it. So I started following for about 2 months. 

FN: Girl or boy?

CB: A man, a dude(smirking) 

FN: A dude. Really? (Giving her a knowing wink, followed by a raised eyebrow)

CB: (laughing) Wait, wait, He basically said,”I thought you would like the site, not meaning I should do it…

FN: … but I bet deep down he was hoping. 

We are both cackling now. Although I’ve just met Chelsea I feel like I’ve known her for years. 

CB: Well maybe… (pondering)

     … so

(trying not to be distracted by the conclusion in her mind) 

     … sooo

These pictures amazed me. Deep down every woman wants to be seen this way, seductive but not trashy. Then I got in touch with him/ME. Sent an email on a whim, as you would buy a lottery ticket - expecting nothing. A week later he got back to me and said he would be in LA.

FN: Liked what he saw methinks.

CB: Totally called my bluff and then panic set in! Once I got over that, when he came to my apartment it was like hanging out with a friend. He kills any nervousness, knows exactly how to make you feel comfortable. Which made it really easy as I have no experience in that area. It was also a lot of fun too - and I know every girl that does this is probably gonna say that, but it really was. So once I ripped my shirt off, well I was READY!

FN: Ready to get down? 

CB: Yes - yes I was. 

I can honestly say she blushed a little as she responds.  

FN: Maybe your just modest. 

CB: Maybe. As ironic as that sounds after I posed in my panties. 

Sat with her that didn’t seem at all ironic. She’s not forced or deliberate in any way, a strong conversationalist with a natural allure. There’s a confidence, but nothing flashy. 

 FN: What’s a regular day for you?

CB: I’m a professional secretary(sarcastically)… so not that exciting really. 

Chelsea’s self deprecation make her very endearing. Her actual title is Executive Assistant to the Vice President of Marketing over at the WB.  

FN: You didn’t come out here looking for stardom?

CB: That is true, but I’ve seen the doe-eyed ones that do. I’m shocked how many of them have these insane ideas, without any real plans. I feel like screaming “if you don’t have 6 months rent saved before you get here, honey go home!” I feel like I’ve turned into my mom.

FN: This place can eat it’s young. BTW The person who introduced you to MIMP, did he stay a friend? 

CB: Well… no. We dated for a while last year. We also broke up last year.   

FN: And now?

CB: I’m dating someone I’ve known for a long time. The pics definitely made him look at me in a different light, see another side to me beyond just friendship. He seems ok with it, but you can never tell for sure. 

FN: He’s probably very proud, but on the other hand he wonders if his buddy’s are sneaking a peek at your na na.

CB: It has to go through his mind (lol). I suspect deep down he’s a bit conflicted about it. Which makes sense. You know if the shoe were on the other foot.  

… Random Questions

FN: Where did you wake up this morning?

CB: At a boy’s house.

(coyly)

FN: You want to elaborate…

CB: At my boy’s house

FN: If you had a Chelsea theme song, what would it be?

CB: Ah Meatloaf - “I Would Do Anything For Love.”

FN: As you enter a room, that would play and your hair would blow…

CB: Absolutely!

FN: … in slow mo, all Beyoncified. 

CB: It’s also my one and only Karaoke song. 

Peaches gives me a quick rendition. It suits her.

FN: Last film you saw in a movie theatre?

CB: “Shame”.

FN: Wow, I heard that’s brutal. 

CB: Very… VERY. He’s naked in most of the movie. Good looking fellow.  

FN: Mmmmm Fassbender. Did you leave the cinema wanting to be held, surrounded by fluffy bunnies?

CB: Very much so, it’s heavy, heavy, stuff. 

FN: Top 3 sexy scenes in Shame?

CB: Well there was a lot of sex, but not the enjoyable kind. There were sexy moments I would say, when he looks at a woman in a certain way. Thankfully it wasn’t as depressing as “Melancholia”. 

FN: Oh Lars Von Yada Yada, the “Antichrist” guy, I can do without watching genital mutilation. Unless of course it’s been a particularly taxing week. 

She let’s out an unexpected guffaw, almost spurting coffee through her nose. People in LA aren’t usually as open to my silliness, or allow themselves to be goofy in public. This is not the case with Chelsea, which makes her rather adorable. It also doesn’t hurt that she has an infectious laugh. 

CB: I didn’t see that one, but now I have that visual in my head. 

FN: OK stop seeing these movies alone. Promise?

CB: I know, that would be a good start. They are good movies, but you do come out feeling so awful. 

Even though Chelsea towers above me, I feel like I want to keep her safe from any more films that may challenge her creative intellect. You automatically want to protect her, I should imagine if I were male I would fall for her after this interview. Easily and without any effort at all. 

FN: Night on the town, DJ or live band?

CB: Has to be a live band. Absolutely, no question. 

FN: Top 3 bands?

CB: Polyphonic Spree

FN: They are great. Great show!

CB: So good. So good, right?

FN: It’s like joining a cult. 

CB: I saw them at this tiny theatre and I wasn’t drunk, or on anything, but I felt that I was high. I felt euphoric almost. 

FN: So did I, but I was - a little “cheerful”. Shall we say. Just a little. 

CB: That’s ok. We all get “a little cheerful” sometimes, don’t we? 

Then the Black Keys and Zeppelin. I love classic rock, current music I am bit clueless. Don’t ask me what the kids are listening to these days, I have no idea. 

I’m the worst at list questions just to let you know. 

FN: Actually you’re very good. Remember most people don’t get asked to list random answers like this on command. 

CB: Hold on, hey the last song on my playlist was Suspicious Minds by Elvis Presley.

FN: Dream job? 

CB: Oh a photo journalist or a food critic. Traveling around the world taking pictures of beautiful things or getting paid to eat. I love food so much. Yet my own food was so limited, I eat pizza 5 times a week. So seeing this new boy has been wonderful, he’s introducing me to a gazillion new places which has been a real pleasure. 

FN: Guilty pleasure?

CB: Bad reality TV and pizza. 

It always comes back to pizza for me.