But First, Jokes*! (One Up There, and One Right Here….)
Two drunk guys are sitting at a bar when one looks at the other and says, “I had sex with your mother last night.”
The other guy gets up, grabs his coat, and says, “Okay Dad, it’s time to go.”
About the Jokester:
Krysten Ritter is the one who should not be trusted in ABC’s long-awaited Don’t Trust the B—— in Apartment 23, a sitcom about a small-town girl who moves to New York and gets mixed up with a well-dressed grifter (Ritter). The role doesn’t surprise her friends: “Everyone’s like, ‘You’re so perfect for this part!’ I’m like, ‘Why? Does everyone think I’m a horrible bitch?’ ” Not us. And not, we’re assuming, the calf she bottle-fed and raised when she was growing up on her family farm in Shickshinny, Pennsylvania. A modeling gig got her out of animal husbandry and eventually led to acting — perhaps most notably as Jesse’s meth-addict girlfriend on season two of AMC’s Breaking Bad. And if Ritter managed to avoid typecasting with that one, she’ll hopefully be okay after Apartment 23.
*Esquire cannot guarantee that these jokes will be funny to everyone. (But they’re pretty good.)
So, unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know that I’ve set up a youtube page… What? You have been living under a rock…. Oh, well then, go check it out… Just loaded up this video of the beautiful Jessica Hart from my collaboration with Esquire… :-)
Hit her up on the facebook page… she will field your questions there… Also, yes, that is Katelyn joining Pisha…. and yes, she just sent me her selects for some exclusive new images on the MIMP mobile web app… should have those on there by Monday, but I’m not going to tell you how outrageously hot they are, no, I’m not going to tell you that.
Just a little teaser for y’all… Epiphany is coming up next on MeInMyPlace… Yes, she’s a dancer… Yes, she knows Nathalie… And yes, she is the second in a group of 4 friends that I’ve shot for the site… You will just have to wait for Dani and Alex… :-)