Rumors I’d like to dispel? I don’t know if it’s still there, but it said at one point on IMDb or Wikipedia that I liked French cookware. I don’t even know what that is, necessarily. I think someone put that on there as a joke? I’m not offended or anything — it’s not a bad rumor — but it’s just not true. The big bummer is I haven’t even gotten any. You would think if there were a rumor like that, maybe a French cookware company would send me some cool cookware. But no.